JESUS I FORGOT IT WAS SWAGS HANDS. Ive been defiled.
It was a swagacide
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Tagged as: teenagedfeminist. replies. dani. ha ha. it's ffunny because that's the name of his blog.
You gave him free piercings and made his hands touch boobs for the first time in his life, honestly, you’re just doing him favors here.
Anonymous said: Swag thinks he's gonna die now look what you did
Not my ffault he’s a huge dumb baby
strikerose said: What do u think about the led zeppelin part with snow white in shriek the third
I remember nothing of Shrek the Third
I’ll punch your farts so far back in you’re gonna burp them out
THAT IS DISGUSTING HAVVE YOU EVVER BURPED FFARTS BECAUSE I HAVVE
I’LL PUNCH YOU IN THE ASS
DON’T PUNCH MY FFARTS BACK IN
I don’t. Stop farting around me.
Anonymous said: well babymetal
I’m not “using” that
11 hours ago
Tagged as: I'm enjoying and there is a vvery large and obvvious diffference. Anonymous. asks.
Anonymous said: um to be clean? all the cute feminine girls and clean pretty boys do it
Do I look like a “pretty boy” or a ffeminine girl to you
11 hours ago
Tagged as: Do you guys seriously drag out ffucking soap to clean your ass affter evvery shit what the ffuck. WHO'S GOT THE TIME FFOR THAT?. Anonymous. asks.
Anonymous said: you don't use baby wipes?
Why would I use something with “baby” in the name
Anonymous said: seriously though why would it smell if you wipe and clean
Because who the FFUCK cleans their asshole with SOAP affter evvery shit. I just use water because I don’t go around shovving my anus in people’s ffaces.
And seeing as how I SWITCHED BACK into me stopping up the ffucking toilet, YEAH IT PROBABLY STILL STINKS IFF YOU SNIFFF MY ANUS DIRECTLY.
BUT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NOT UNLESS YOURE SOME KIND OF FFUCKING IDIOT DOG WHO’LL DO IT ANYWAYS
Anonymous said: Are you all a little nervous for tomorrow, because you're band is gonna play again?
…ha ha of course not we’re going to be ffine. We’re going to do great. . )
Do you though
it’s a legitimate question
I don’t know iff I ENJOY it, but I do it